Mexican Grandma

lawyers should never ask a
mexican grandma a question
if they aren’t prepared for theanswer…
during a trial in a small town in
south texas ,  the  prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an
elderly mexican abuelita to the stand. he approached
her and asked, "senora sanchez, do you know me?"
 she responded, "si, i know you mr. williams. i know you  since you
were a mocoso chorriado, and frankly you’ve been a big
 disappointment to me, to your family and to
your community. you lie, you cheat on you wife, and you manipulate people,
and you think you’re a big shot.
when you are nada, pura basura. yes, i know you baboso."
the lawyer was stunned, not knowing what
else to do, he pointed across the room
and asked, mrs. sanchez, "do you know the defense attorney?"
again she replied, "claro que si. i’ve known mr. rodriguez since he was
a mocoso travieso too. he’s a lazy bueno pa nanda, and he has a drinking
problem. he
 can’t keep a normal relationship with nobody, and he is the most pendejo
lawyer in the state. and not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
different viejas corrientes . one of them was your wife! you member? i know
 mr. rodriguez; his mama is not proud of him tambien."
the defense attorney almost died. the judge then asked both counselors to
approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice said, "if either of you
cabrones ask her if she knows me, i’ll send you to the electric chair."
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